Patriarchy Repellent Potion (Soft)
"Shake well. Curse better."
Dalle profondità più oscure della coscienza collettiva…
tra tomi dimenticati e sussurri nei corridoi della storia,
è riemersa una formula antica, potente e finalmente disponibile:
Patriarchy Repellent.
Nessun culto arcano ha mai osato tanto.
Nessun incantesimo ha mai colpito così a fondo nella fragilità dell’ordine stabilito.
Questa non è solo una maglietta.
È un sigillo protettivo contro mansplaining, paternalismi, gerarchie vecchie come Cthulhu — ma meno interessanti.
Da indossare come protezione o come provocazione, a seconda del rituale quotidiano.
Effetti collaterali possibili: sguardi infastiditi, domande non richieste, risvegli interiori.
Per chi sa che il vero orrore cosmico
è il patriarcato… e ha deciso di affrontarlo a colpi di ironia e consapevolezza.
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From the deepest, dustiest corners of collective memory…
between forgotten grimoires and whispering corridors of history,
an ancient, potent formula has resurfaced — and it’s finally wearable:
Patriarchy Repellent.
No dark cult ever dared this much.
No spell ever struck so precisely at the heart of fragile power.
This isn’t just a t-shirt.
It’s a protective sigil against mansplaining, condescension, and hierarchies older than Cthulhu — but far less interesting.
Wear it as protection or provocation,
depending on your daily ritual.
Possible side effects: annoyed stares, unsolicited questions, internal awakenings.
For those who know the real cosmic horror
is the patriarchy — and have chosen to face it with wit and clarity.
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Soft lightweight fabric with a relaxed fit, this unisex cut t-shirt is great for lounging and comfort.
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Unisex sizing
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Lovedraft
- Email: lovedraft-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Patriarchy Repellent Potion (Soft) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|